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ace-vibez:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”


"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says. "B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve." "That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

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ace-vibez:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

That comment is the only acceptable response to this quote

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itsraininbritishmen:

moriarghty:

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS ON TUMBLR - I FEEL LIKE THIS ISSUE NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED.

I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN DENIED A GREAT HONOR.

.let me tell you kids a story right now. 

this GUY WENT FISHING AT THIS LAKE-OCEAN DROPOFF NEAR TAMPA. AND MY FATHER HAPPENED TO BE FISHING NEAR THE SAME PLACE. SO THIS KID HAD A TANGLED LINE AND MY DAD HELPED THE LITTLE SHIT, AND AFTERWARDS MY DAD GOES LIKE “YOU LOOK LIKE ONE OF THOSE HARRY POTTER KIDS, MY DAUGHTER HAS THIS BLONDE KID O N HER LAPTOP BACKGROUND, AND YOU LOOK LIKE HIM. AND THEN MY DAD SAYS THAT THIS LITTLE SHIT RIGHT HERE JUST CHUCKLES AND ASKS MY DAD TO CALL ME ON THE PH ONE. SO THATS HOW I TALKED TO TOM FELTON FOR ABOUT A MINUTE AND HE ASKED ME ABOUT SCHOOL AND HOW I  LIKED THE BOOKS AND THE MOVIES AND HOW I DIED FOR LIKE A LIFETIME.

AND THEN MY DAD ASKED HIM “SO YOU ARE THE HARRY POTTER KID”. AND HES LIKE “YEAH” AND THATS HOW I DIED AND MY FATHER HAD A 10 MIN CONVERSATION WITH THIS FUCKER ABOUT FISHING.

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sopranish:

!EMERGENCY EMERGENCY EMERGENCY EMERGENCY EMERGENCY!

It’s MONDAY night 6/16. HELP?

MY PARENTS ASSAULTED ME tonight. Both. My dad sided with my drunk delusional mother. Pics- my neck (screwdriver), stomach (stove), head (surgical procedures last week).

My surgeon will check me in the morning: I was just in the hospital for two weeks including two procedures in my brain.  I’m very ill (and life has been generally rough).

I MUST STAY NEAR THE HOSPITAL FOR OUTPATIENT TESTS AND PROCEDURES THIS WEEK. They can’t house me. And I’m mid-moving, waiting on building and City bureaucracy (yes lease signed in April. Subsidy/building messiness).

DISABLED SHELTERS ARE FULL. Friends can’t help (‘cuz of my needs). I got the cheapest Disabled-Accessible hotel room. It’s still too expensive- one night will overdraw my account (just fixed). A friend donated tonight (Monday). I also need FOOD (used ebt for house), and RIDES to.

PLEASE HELP??? I’m sick, alone here, broke, and desperate:

If you can DONATE: my PayPal is LartPourLartNow@gmail.com

If you know any Non-Profits etc with Emergency Funding message me. (CT/NYC metro areas)

IF YOU CARE, PLEASE REBLOG, IMMEDIATELY AND OFTEN?? 

Tumblr has helped me too much and I’m sorry and ashamed. But when you’re this sick and in this bad a situation, apparently you try anything and sacrifice pride.

It’s the middle of the night. 3:43am Tuesday. I wouldn’t be posting this for no reason. Tumblr’s helped me too much and I’m ashamed. But when you’re this sick and this screwed, apparently you try anything. I’ll set this to keep reposting while I’m at doctors tomorrow (sorry!). AND HEY, silver lining, I’m trying to stay alive like some of you’ve told me!

PLEASE HELP AND SPREAD THE WORD IF YOU CAN? THANK YOU!

[in pics- these and others already started to bruise. First one- yes it was bleeding. That raised line is part of the implant from brain to abdomen. Second- that’s a burn, then bruise. Third- couldn’t get the punctures clear in mirror, but that’s shaved]

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joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

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joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

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loyaltothemightiestheroes:

ghoulbuddy:

bubblebaffs:

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST:
THIS PAGE IS POSTING PICTURES OF DEAD WOLVES THAT THEY ARE KILLING AND TORTURING FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO SEE THEM DEAD. NOT ONLY WOLVES BUT ROWS OF FOX AND COYOTES AND RACCOONS. THEY LURE THEM IN WITH MEAT AND SMALLER DEAD ANIMALS AND THEN CHOKE THEM AND SHOOT THEM. TO HELP YOU CAN REPORT THE PAGE AND ALSO SIGN THESE  TWO PETITIONS TO GET THE PAGE SHUT DOWN AND TO GET THE ADMINS REPORTED FOR UNLAWFUL HUNTING. 
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP MAKE A DIFFERENCE. THESE ANIMALS WERE ONLY RECENTLY TAKEN OFF OF THE EXTINCT LIST AND ARE VITAL ANIMALS TO THE ECOSYSTEM. 

Please signal boost this it’s so important to me 


This is really important. This page glorifies the murder of these wolves.

loyaltothemightiestheroes:

ghoulbuddy:

bubblebaffs:

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST:

THIS PAGE IS POSTING PICTURES OF DEAD WOLVES THAT THEY ARE KILLING AND TORTURING FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO SEE THEM DEAD. NOT ONLY WOLVES BUT ROWS OF FOX AND COYOTES AND RACCOONS. THEY LURE THEM IN WITH MEAT AND SMALLER DEAD ANIMALS AND THEN CHOKE THEM AND SHOOT THEM. TO HELP YOU CAN REPORT THE PAGE AND ALSO SIGN THESE  TWO PETITIONS TO GET THE PAGE SHUT DOWN AND TO GET THE ADMINS REPORTED FOR UNLAWFUL HUNTING. 

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP MAKE A DIFFERENCE. THESE ANIMALS WERE ONLY RECENTLY TAKEN OFF OF THE EXTINCT LIST AND ARE VITAL ANIMALS TO THE ECOSYSTEM. 

Please signal boost this it’s so important to me 

This is really important. This page glorifies the murder of these wolves.

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dontbeanassbutt:

inhumanlyblueeyes:

jawnlock-shipper:

theheartmaid:

karetahana:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

sabrinalovesanime:

asksadethehtfhedgehog:

theshadowsreturn:

ask-themulti:

ask-corrupted-ezo:

ask-howlie-wolf:

katherineontherun:

sorry guys
superstitious 

I’m sorry.

This stopped my heart…i just relogged another stupid picture

IM SORRY ITS JUST THAT….WELL ITS 9:02

THIS IS WHY I SHOULDN’T LURK GODDAMNIT.

FUCK YOU ALL!!!

Jfc must fucking reblog fuck you.


I GOT THE SALT

i would just like to say that it is ENTIRELY Supernatural’s fault that i’m reblogging this.

it’s tumblr’s fault that it’s supernatural’s fault that i’m reblogging this



Is this the female titan?

dontbeanassbutt:

inhumanlyblueeyes:

jawnlock-shipper:

theheartmaid:

karetahana:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

sabrinalovesanime:

asksadethehtfhedgehog:

theshadowsreturn:

ask-themulti:

ask-corrupted-ezo:

ask-howlie-wolf:

katherineontherun:

sorry guys

superstitious 

I’m sorry.

This stopped my heart…i just relogged another stupid picture

IM SORRY ITS JUST THAT….WELL ITS 9:02

THIS IS WHY I SHOULDN’T LURK GODDAMNIT.

FUCK YOU ALL!!!

Jfc must fucking reblog fuck you.

I GOT THE SALT

i would just like to say that it is ENTIRELY Supernatural’s fault that i’m reblogging this.

it’s tumblr’s fault that it’s supernatural’s fault that i’m reblogging this

Is this the female titan?

(Source: fallin-with-style, via poniesdoctorwhoandanime)